Stephen, NY, 19. Christian, wannabe philosopher, facilitator of all that is funny and good on the internet. My presence here is merely a coincidence.
February 23rd
10:27 PM
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How to remember the Alphabet

lornemichaelsisgod:

Always Beware of Cats Darting Erratically

Forward Going Halfway Into Jungles, Kathy,

Lest Mopey Neighbors Open Poorly Quilted

Radioactive Sunlamps To Ultra-Violet

Waves or X-rays, Yo Zack!  

Or, you could, you know, keep in mind the song that they taught you in kindergarten…